Eleven countries, in full detail
Each one covers month-by-month timing, a real cost breakdown, the dishes worth ordering with prices, where to base yourself, a route that works, and the practical notes on visas, money, SIM cards and etiquette.
Four regions, one of the deepest street-food cultures on earth, and the easiest country in Asia to travel badly. Here is how not to.
Three cuisines that have been arguing productively for two hundred years, and the most underrated eating in Asia.
Expensive to sleep in, absurdly cheap to eat in. Three days here is a masterclass in hawker food if you spend your money in the right place.
A thousand miles of coastline and three distinct food cultures. Do not try to see it all in ten days — everyone does, and it does not work.
The slowest country in South-East Asia, and the one that punishes a tight itinerary. Give it two weeks or give it a miss.
Seventeen thousand islands, and most visitors see one. Bali is worth it — but Java is where the country actually is.
Eight distinct regional cuisines, a payment system that locks out foreign cards, and the best high-speed rail network on earth. Prepare properly and it is the most rewarding trip here.
The most rewarding country in the world to eat in, and the one where preparation pays off most. Book early, walk a lot, eat standing up.
Home. The most underrated food country in East Africa, and the easiest place on the continent to have a good time cheaply.
Nyama choma, Swahili coastal cooking and the best-organised safari infrastructure in Africa. Also the most expensive country in this guide.
One of the four or five genuinely great food cultures on earth, and a country most visitors experience only in Istanbul.
Arrival cards and entry registration
More countries now require something filed online before you board — a digital arrival card, a customs declaration or a travel authorisation. Missing one usually means a queue at a kiosk rather than a refused entry, but it is an avoidable half hour. These are the official government portals for the countries covered here plus the ones most often combined with them.
Only use the official portal
Every link below is a government domain. Free arrival cards in particular attract convincing lookalike sites that charge a fee and harvest passport data — Thai Immigration issued a public warning about fake TDAC sites on the day the system launched. If a page asks you to pay for a free card, close it.
| Country | What you file | Who needs it | Timing | Official portal |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thailand | TDAC Free | Mandatory, all arrivals | Within 3 days | tdac.immigration.go.th |
| Malaysia | MDAC Free | Mandatory, most visitors | Within 3 days | imigresen-online.imi.gov.my |
| Singapore | SG Arrival Card Free | Mandatory, all arrivals | Within 3 days | eservices.ica.gov.sg |
| Indonesia | All Indonesia (e-CD) Free | Mandatory customs declaration | Within 3 days | allindonesia.beacukai.go.id |
| Japan | Visit Japan Web Free | Optional, saves real time | Before departure | services.digital.go.jp |
| Philippines | eTravel Free | Mandatory, all arrivals | Within 72 hours | etravel.gov.ph |
| Cambodia | Cambodia e-Arrival Free | Mandatory, all arrivals | Within 7 days | arrival.gov.kh |
| South Korea | K-ETA Paid · ~$10 | Visa-waiver nationals | 72 hours minimum | k-eta.go.kr |
| Kenya | eTA Paid · ~$30 | Mandatory, replaces visa | 3 days minimum | etakenya.go.ke |
| Vietnam | E-visa Paid · ~$25 | Mandatory for most | 3–5 working days | evisa.gov.vn |
| Uganda | E-visa Paid · $50 | Mandatory for most | Allow a week | visas.immigration.go.ug |
| Turkey | E-visa Paid · ~$50 | Depends on nationality | Instant to 48 hours | evisa.gov.tr |
| United Kingdom | ETA Paid · £16 | Visa-exempt nationals | 3 days minimum | gov.uk |
| United States | ESTA Paid · $40 | Visa Waiver nationals | 72 hours minimum | esta.cbp.dhs.gov |
Six routes, every cost logged
Written after the trip, not during it
Guides are written once I am home, so the routes reflect what actually worked. Each one opens with a day-by-day plan, then breaks down transport, beds and food with the prices I paid in local currency.
- Day-by-day route with walking distances and travel times
- Every cost logged, split into transport, stays, food and entry
- Named stalls and restaurants with the dish to order
- What I would skip on a second visit
If a place only works for a camera and not for a traveller, it does not go in the guide.
Before you plan
Are the guides free?
The web guides are free to read. Longer PDF itineraries with offline maps are in the shop.
How often are prices updated?
Every guide is reviewed twice a year, and the update date sits at the top of the page.
Can you plan a custom trip?
Occasionally, for a small number of trips a year. Send the dates and rough budget through the contact page.
Do you take sponsorships from tourism boards?
Sometimes for travel costs, never for the opinion. Any sponsored trip is labelled in the guide and in the video.
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